Dating Tip #71: Tell the Queen you bought her for six pounds.
Dating Tip #67: “Quite right too” is an appropriate response to “I love you”.
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Dating Tip #66: When she says that she loves you, vanish.
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You’re a Time Lord, Doctor! A TIME Lord, know when your minutes are up!!!
Dating Tip #64: Show her your Ex and gush over her the entire time.
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And a very Happy Birthday to the amazing David Tennant!
Dating Tip #63: Give her your duplicate. Sometimes you need an excuse to take a break.
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(Cause even being faithful to one women can’t stop the Doctor from being a space pimp.)
PS Excuse the typo… I ain’t fixing it!!!!
Dating Tip #60: Run away while she’s distracted. That way you’ll never have to give her a proper goodbye.
Dating Tip #57: Abducting a woman into your spaceship during her wedding will make her realize she’s with the wrong man.
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Dating Tip #54: Offer her all of time and space but trap her on Earth for months in 1969.
Happy Birthday to the gorgeous Freema Agyeman!
(Martha spent an awful lot of time trapped on Earth while she travelled with the Doctor…)
Dating Tip #53: Whenever you kiss a woman, always claim that it was just a “genetic transfer”. This will help you play hard to get and will keep her wanting more.
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