Dating Tip #71: Tell the Queen you bought her for six pounds. 

Dating Tip #70: Tell her to forget you. 

Dating Tip #68: Try to break into her house via a cat flap.

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Dating Tip #66: When she says that she loves you, vanish.

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You’re a Time Lord, Doctor! A TIME Lord, know when your minutes are up!!! 

Dating Tip #64: Show her your Ex and gush over her the entire time.

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And a very Happy Birthday to the amazing David Tennant!

Dating Tip #63: Give her your duplicate. Sometimes you need an excuse to take a break.

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(Cause even being faithful to one women can’t stop the Doctor from being a space pimp.) 

PS Excuse the typo… I ain’t fixing it!!!! 

Dating Tip #60: Run away while she’s distracted. That way you’ll never have to give her a proper goodbye. 

Dating Tip #56: Meeting girls at clubs and bars is boring. Meet her in a department store basement in the middle of an Auton attack. 

Seven years ago today, the Doctor took Rose’s hand and relaunched Doctor Who. Happy Anniversary New Who. 

Dating Tip #49: Let other women refer to her as your prostitute. 

Dating Tip #39: Insult her mom at every opportunity.