Dating Tips From the Doctor

Inspired by this post by theonsdick

Seriously. Mickey’s like the only New Who companion who didn’t get a Doctor kiss. It’s okay Mickey, I still love you. New Who is making the term “companion” a hell lot closer to the Firefly version. 

Jack Harkness, Rory Williams and Clara Oswin Oswald walk into a bar. Who dies first? 

Dating Tip #158: Impress him with your driving skills by not knowing how to start a triceratops. 
Rory and the Doctor’s relationship summed up: The Doctor being odd and Rory’s face going “Are you kidding me?”

Dating Tip #158: Impress him with your driving skills by not knowing how to start a triceratops. 

Rory and the Doctor’s relationship summed up: The Doctor being odd and Rory’s face going “Are you kidding me?”

datingtipsfromthedoctor:

If a Time Agent gets zapped back in time by a Weeping Angel and he/she uses the Vortex Manipulator to return back to the present, does the Weeping Angel still get to feed off the time energy? 

I’ve re-watched the Angels Take Manhattan and I still have even more questions. If River has a vortex manipulators and HAS to go back to Manhattan to give the book she writes to Amy to publish, why can’t she bring the Ponds back with her? We know vortex manipulators can carry more than one person, and we know that Rory and Amy have to die in Manhattan. Nothing says they have to LIVE in Manhattan. So they can go back home and just be taken back to Manhattan when they’re approaching their old age, no lonely Doctor, no sad Brian. Paradox avoided? 

Dating Tip #151: A picnic to witness your death is a perfect outing for her and her parents. 
Happy Birthday to the marvelously adorable baby giraffe known as Matt Smith!!!! 

Dating Tip #151: A picnic to witness your death is a perfect outing for her and her parents. 

Happy Birthday to the marvelously adorable baby giraffe known as Matt Smith!!!! 

Dating Tip #145: Impress your parents in law by telling them that they humiliate you when they show affection towards each other. 
Spoken like a true 12 year old Doctor. No one would ever guess you’re 100 times that age. 

Dating Tip #145: Impress your parents in law by telling them that they humiliate you when they show affection towards each other. 

Spoken like a true 12 year old Doctor. No one would ever guess you’re 100 times that age. 

Dating Tip #138: Take them on a trip to a fancy hotel but make sure you end up in the gutter before the trips end.
Credit to: majorgrai
Eleven, I love you to bits but you really can’t pull off the decorative vegetable the way Five could. Go put the cabbage back in the bin behind you before you hurt yourself. 

Dating Tip #138: Take them on a trip to a fancy hotel but make sure you end up in the gutter before the trips end.

Credit to: majorgrai

Eleven, I love you to bits but you really can’t pull off the decorative vegetable the way Five could. Go put the cabbage back in the bin behind you before you hurt yourself. 

The more I hear about how sad I’ll be when the Ponds leave, the less I care. 

I mean of course I’ll be sad, but I want it to be an unexpected sad. It won’t be the same if I braced myself for it, and thought of worse case scenarios. I want a Donna like good bye where I’m all like “Yay! Donna and the Doctor in the TARDIS, next stop, everywhere! Wait Donna, what’s wrong? Wait…. OH MY GAWD WHAT ARE YOU DOING????” 

But if one of the Ponds is going to die (which I really hope not cause very few companions have died in the show’s history and that would just be cruel), I want it to be Rory. He never stays dead. 

Dating Tip #128: Happily stare at her husband’s crotch in front of her. 
Or is it “Happily stare at her dad’s crotch in front of her mom?”
Or is it “Happily stare at his crotch in front of his wife?” 
This family’s so weird it makes my shipping have issues. 

Dating Tip #128: Happily stare at her husband’s crotch in front of her. 

Or is it “Happily stare at her dad’s crotch in front of her mom?”

Or is it “Happily stare at his crotch in front of his wife?” 

This family’s so weird it makes my shipping have issues. 

Dating Tip #121: Abduct his father and then blame him for bringing his dad along.
Credit to: majorgrai

Dating Tip #121: Abduct his father and then blame him for bringing his dad along.

Credit to: majorgrai