Dating Tip #213: Appear mysterious and hard to get by not telling people that you are already married. 

Dating Tip #201: Tell her she embarrasses you during your wedding. 

Credit to: ravenclawgirl29

Well… at least his vows weren’t cliche… 

Dating Tip #197: Cover your eyes when she tries to seduce you. 

Inspired by this post by theonsdick

Seriously. Mickey’s like the only New Who companion who didn’t get a Doctor kiss. It’s okay Mickey, I still love you. New Who is making the term “companion” a hell lot closer to the Firefly version. 

Dating Tip #182: Kiss another woman when she’s not around.

Most Popular Dating Tip #9

This is more hilarious now that Eleven’s completed kissing her dad too. 

Dating Tip #179: Her attempting to kill you is a perfectly normal event for a first date. Should her mum question this, act like she’s the insane one. 

Credit to: Nicole 

It was a tough day for everyone involved. 

Dating Tip #176: Get engaged to other women when she’s not around. 

Credit to: Nicole 

Dating Tip #169: Make her face her angry parents by herself. 

Dating Tip #164: Freak out when she touches you.