Dating Tip #212: Don’t tell them your real name for fifty years.
Credit to: Anonymous
Dating Tip #211: It doesn’t matter if you’re a married Timelord and she’s a married lesbian; kiss away!
Credit to: numberjonnyfive
Dating Tip #208: Let your new friend treat her like an object.
The TARDIS puts up with a lot of shit.
Dating Tip #206: Apologize after physical contact.
Credit to: superpipebomb
Dating Tip #201: Tell her she embarrasses you during your wedding.
Credit to: ravenclawgirl29
Well… at least his vows weren’t cliche…
Dating Tip #100: Make her pay for everything. Especially if payment requires an item of high sentimental value.