Dating Tip #231: Always be honest and modest by telling her that you have 27 brains.
Dating Tip #227: Show off your dancing skills.
I’m sure he’s considered very talented on some planet.
Happy Birthday to the precious human that is Matt Smith.
Dating Tip #216: Try to cut in when someone proposes to her.
Credit to: wallfeathers
Dating Tip #211: It doesn’t matter if you’re a married Timelord and she’s a married lesbian; kiss away!
Credit to: numberjonnyfive
Dating Tip #208: Let your new friend treat her like an object.
The TARDIS puts up with a lot of shit.
Dating Tip #206: Apologize after physical contact.
Credit to: superpipebomb