Dating Tip #72: Tell her you can’t trust her…girls love that.

Credit to: Alvin A. 

Dating Tip #65: Show her how smooth you are by flailing awkwardly when she kisses you. 

Dating Tip #61: Leave her in a freezing time machine with a perverted alter ego of yourself.

Credit to: ravenclawgirl29

Dating Tip #58: Forget to mention the dead, never existed husband.

Credit to: carectormkr

Dating Tip #55: Invite yourself to stay the night at his place, without his permission. 

Dating Tip #52: Demand she hug someone for you. 

(It’s not River’s job to hug Amy cause you’re busy Doctor) 

And a Happy Happy Birthday to fabulous Alex Kingston. 

Dating Tip #47: Let her watch you undress, in front of her boyfriend.

Another submission from the wonderful wallfeathers

(Dating Tips From the Doctor will be mainly MIA for the next few weeks. Apologies in advance!) 

Dating Tip #42: Tell her she looks “elephanty.” She’ll appreciate a comparison to the earth’s largest land mammal. 

Credit to: wallfeathers 

Dating Tip #36: Be her imaginary friend. 

Credit to: wallfeathers 

Dating Tip #33: Show your humble side by sulking when she can do something you can do.