Dating Tips From the Doctor
Dating Tip # 238: Tell her she looks beautiful… for a human. Girls love it when you compliment and then not so subtly bash on their race.
Credit to: claraoswatson

Dating Tip # 238: Tell her she looks beautiful… for a human. Girls love it when you compliment and then not so subtly bash on their race.

Credit to: claraoswatson

Dating Tip #226: Whine about her mom to her. 
He’s a family man. 

Dating Tip #226: Whine about her mom to her. 

He’s a family man. 

Dating Tip #222: Run away when you’re forced to spend time with her family. 
The Doctor’s really good with the in-laws. 

Dating Tip #222: Run away when you’re forced to spend time with her family. 

The Doctor’s really good with the in-laws. 

Dating Tip #218: When traveling to the US, take her to the most romantic destination… an underground bunker in Utah. 
Happy Birthday ‘Murica. 

Dating Tip #218: When traveling to the US, take her to the most romantic destination… an underground bunker in Utah. 

Happy Birthday ‘Murica. 

Dating Tip #215: Replace his possessions with bananas. 

Dating Tip #215: Replace his possessions with bananas. 

Dating Tip #205: Give her a short amount of time to make life changing decisions. 

Dating Tip #205: Give her a short amount of time to make life changing decisions. 

Dating Tip #198: The best course of action after she’s flirted with you is to take her with you to investigate a murder. 
That doesn’t look like pollinating to me, Doctor. 

Dating Tip #198: The best course of action after she’s flirted with you is to take her with you to investigate a murder. 

That doesn’t look like pollinating to me, Doctor. 

Dating Tip #193: Comment on the condition of her hands when she is trying to dance with you. 
You need to moisturize more Rose. 

Dating Tip #193: Comment on the condition of her hands when she is trying to dance with you. 

You need to moisturize more Rose. 

Dating Tip #191: Forget Paris, Cardiff is the real city of love. 
(This might actually be a good tip for a Whovian) 

Dating Tip #191: Forget Paris, Cardiff is the real city of love. 

(This might actually be a good tip for a Whovian) 

Dating Tip #188: Don’t show him love unless he buys you a drink first.