Dating Tips From the Doctor
Dating Tip # 238: Tell her she looks beautiful… for a human. Girls love it when you compliment and then not so subtly bash on their race.
Credit to: claraoswatson

Dating Tip # 238: Tell her she looks beautiful… for a human. Girls love it when you compliment and then not so subtly bash on their race.

Credit to: claraoswatson

Hey so this guy I like/ my friend is so weird like sometimes he'll be so nice and funny with me and flirt and tell me hi and wink and call me "my love" and "honey" and he'll be really eager to help me out but he can also be really weird and kinda ignore me slightly or for example yesterday in class I was moody and he said I worry about you and idk I got upset and moody and he just kinda ignored me and then when class ended I just walked off and he was like so you're not gonna wait for me and ugh
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Um… ummm…. I am not qualified to run a blog with the words “dating tips” in it. 

Dating Tip #237: Disappear and make her appear insane and in need of a psychiatrist. Or four. 
Credit to: blond-o-sonicscrewdriver

Dating Tip #237: Disappear and make her appear insane and in need of a psychiatrist. Or four. 

Credit to: blond-o-sonicscrewdriver

Dating Tip #236: Tell her about your kidneys on the first date. 
Credit to: sassafrass123
It’s all very romantic. 

Dating Tip #236: Tell her about your kidneys on the first date. 

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It’s all very romantic. 

Dating Tip #235: To make a perfect first impression, show up naked to her family Christmas dinner. 

Dating Tip #235: To make a perfect first impression, show up naked to her family Christmas dinner. 

Dating Tip #234: Surprise her by showing up at her place uninvited. Preferably when she’s sleeping.
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Dating Tip #234: Surprise her by showing up at her place uninvited. Preferably when she’s sleeping.

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Dating Tip #233: Tell her you are from a race of power hungry maniacs currently devastating the Universe, on the first date.
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Dating Tip #233: Tell her you are from a race of power hungry maniacs currently devastating the Universe, on the first date.

Credit to: c-d-e

I told myself I wouldn’t do the thing and now I did the thing. Happy Almost Series 3 of Sherlock. 

Do you have any good kissing advice?

Bite him/her. 

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Dating Tip #232: Take her to see your dead wife’s grave. 
Good date idea. Clara’s face says approval! 
Credit to: the-woman-of-belgravia

Dating Tip #232: Take her to see your dead wife’s grave. 

Good date idea. Clara’s face says approval! 

Credit to: the-woman-of-belgravia